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Brett: He… he’s black… 
Jules: Go on… 
Brett: He’s bald 
Jules: Does he look like a bitch? 
Brett: What? 
Jules: [Shoots Brett in the shoulder] DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? 
Brett: No! 
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch? 
Brett: I didn’t… 
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don’t like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. 

Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? 
Brett: No. 
Jules: Tell him, Vincent. 
Vincent: Royale with cheese. 
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese? 
Brett: Because of the metric system? 
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.